IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
just in case you haven’t figured it out by the time she’s down to her fucking underwear you inbred
- babe come over
- I just put my bagel bites in the oven
- my parents aren't home
- I literally just put them in the oven
Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed.
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Me giving my friend relationship device (via adorability)
